Alpha and Omega - Review

From Movie.. right?

Oh.. boy! I can't wait to see a movie about wolves that gets to be all boring and about education. Yeah!!

What the hell is this? Anthros, Freedom, Hair, Dancing, Kidz??!!
This movie is horrible! It's not real!! It's not my kind of thing!






 Flaws

• It has an art style I personality hate
• It's anthropomorphic, I wanted it to be realz
• The Dancing - I FIND IT STUPID. Why can't it be my kind of movie where they don't!!
• Wolves - Why can't they be dogs???
•  Love - I hate love. Like anythingz
• Canada - I hate canada, why can't it take place in US
• Trees - I seen trees millions of times before. I even have a tree outside my own house!
• PG - I wanted it to be R.

Since this movie isn't generic, boring real-life, not my kind of thing, etc. This movie is a flaw. Just as Balto ever was.

Seriously, the dancing IS A FLAW. Because I hate it!!
I want to suggest a critique and improve the dancing by... getting rid of it. This makes the movie better because certain big fat money making losers like me selfishly can't learn to ignore something that just 'isn't my thing'.

And I know Crest, I know you wanted to make those kinds of styles and themes on purpose for anthropomorphic fans and kids, but hey, I will be all smart and say that's not an excuse, because I hate your own direction, I want it to be my kind of movie, but since I, (as the wrong audience) hate that kind of stuff, your movie is a flaw to the world! I suggest it to be better, by turning it into something it's not.

Because I (who doesn't find it my kind of movie) think it's stupidz.
Just like those anime movies because I hate anime!

1/10

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 Serious Talk Here

This is a satire blog (Or mostly). The purpose of this blog is to expose how bias/unfair crap can ruin many things, how bias can hide the legit/real ways of actually improving something.

This is to make fun of those who bash other people's works out of there own bias. Who goes out and seriously makes an argument on a work, just because 'it's not there thing'.

Another purpose I think is to show the difference between 'critique', and 'bias' reasoning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critique

This review is a joke, instead, the movie in it's own style and anthropomorphic direction did a fine job. I could suggest it can be better by ADDING stuff, but never getting rid of any style/theme purpose they loved doing.

http://biasunfairreviews.blogspot.com/p/the-serious-area.html 

And by the way, this 'joke review' is exactly bias as this: http://biasunfairreviews.blogspot.com/2015/02/jett-bio-oc-review.html

Balto - Review

Balto! Yeah that was it

A big dumb dog looking for his girlfriend. I don't remember.


I probably never watched the full movie.... but.. I'll review it anyway!

Some boy gets sick, dog/wolf/forgot tries to find medicine to help the boy.
Sounds sweet huh? Well, we seen this story a million times before. I mean, how many times did we see a happy ending? A LOT. So there is no originality as a whole in this movie. Nope, nothing.
I also seen snow millions of times before, I also seen wolves, and dogs a million times before.

Also, I think the art design is stupid.. Really? Why can't it be realistic?
And what is with those anthropomorphic expressions? Screw that, this should of been a real movie.

With a poor, completely unoriginal story (because of it's ending), lack of uniqueness, and a stupid art-style, rather than a 'must watch', it is a 'must skip'.

1.5/10.

Don't ever see it.

Titanic Review

Forgot name

Here we have the Titanic Movie!
This movie should of ended before it even started.

We have two people, that I have forgot the names of. Oh yeah, I think it was Josh and Rosy.
The movie is extremely boring it's self!!
The flaws of this horrible, mind dulling movie:

• It has too much water
• I hate love, it's not my thing
• Josh should of lived, not die. -Spoiler-
• They should of flew a plane
• They went into a bar
• It's a love story, we seen it millions of times
• The realism art-style is a flaw because I think it's stupid
• Everyone is forgettable, look! I forgot there names.
• They love each other

If they would of changed it to a shooters movie, with no water, no love, and NO BOATS, then this movie would of been good. But nope! It's about a movie that isn't my thing. Therefor, it is my belief that this movie has many flaws as I listed.

1/10

Don't ever watch it.