White - Review

The color white? A needed color in order for things to work right..
Well you know what? It's a flaw!! Why? Because I don't like it. I don't condone it.

I hate white, it should of been black like this:

1/10

Don't ever... umm see it?

Purest Evil - TheMarquisOfDorks - Review

With horrible art-style, this is a world record of 'most horrible' art ever.
Why is it horrible? Ignoring the artist's purpose and style, I will only depend on the wrong audience and selfishly suggest that there is only one (or some) correct art-style.

They don't look real, nor do they look like dogs. One of them looks like a cat, and is that supposed to be a hyena on the left?? And OMG, the right. HORRIBLE anatomy, horrible. Where the hell is the shading?

Nope, the artist's purpose/style/point doesn't count. Only me, as a bias critic does.
It should of looked like this:

But it doesn't. It could of either looked like that, or this:

Since it doesn't, it's horrible now? Why? Because the bias critics and/or others SAID SO.

1/10

Don't ever look forward to this horrible artist.

Inuyasha - Review

This show has so many amazing things in it. The story, the world, the rivers, the quests, etc...
It has so deep work, and all.

But there is just one thing.. and it's big. One thing that ruins it all.
It uses an anime style!

Haters (Wrong audience) are going to dislike it!

1/10.

Don't ever watch it.

Alpha and Omega - Review

From Movie.. right?

Oh.. boy! I can't wait to see a movie about wolves that gets to be all boring and about education. Yeah!!

What the hell is this? Anthros, Freedom, Hair, Dancing, Kidz??!!
This movie is horrible! It's not real!! It's not my kind of thing!






 Flaws

• It has an art style I personality hate
• It's anthropomorphic, I wanted it to be realz
• The Dancing - I FIND IT STUPID. Why can't it be my kind of movie where they don't!!
• Wolves - Why can't they be dogs???
•  Love - I hate love. Like anythingz
• Canada - I hate canada, why can't it take place in US
• Trees - I seen trees millions of times before. I even have a tree outside my own house!
• PG - I wanted it to be R.

Since this movie isn't generic, boring real-life, not my kind of thing, etc. This movie is a flaw. Just as Balto ever was.

Seriously, the dancing IS A FLAW. Because I hate it!!
I want to suggest a critique and improve the dancing by... getting rid of it. This makes the movie better because certain big fat money making losers like me selfishly can't learn to ignore something that just 'isn't my thing'.

And I know Crest, I know you wanted to make those kinds of styles and themes on purpose for anthropomorphic fans and kids, but hey, I will be all smart and say that's not an excuse, because I hate your own direction, I want it to be my kind of movie, but since I, (as the wrong audience) hate that kind of stuff, your movie is a flaw to the world! I suggest it to be better, by turning it into something it's not.

Because I (who doesn't find it my kind of movie) think it's stupidz.
Just like those anime movies because I hate anime!

1/10

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 Serious Talk Here

This is a satire blog (Or mostly). The purpose of this blog is to expose how bias/unfair crap can ruin many things, how bias can hide the legit/real ways of actually improving something.

This is to make fun of those who bash other people's works out of there own bias. Who goes out and seriously makes an argument on a work, just because 'it's not there thing'.

Another purpose I think is to show the difference between 'critique', and 'bias' reasoning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critique

This review is a joke, instead, the movie in it's own style and anthropomorphic direction did a fine job. I could suggest it can be better by ADDING stuff, but never getting rid of any style/theme purpose they loved doing.

http://biasunfairreviews.blogspot.com/p/the-serious-area.html 

And by the way, this 'joke review' is exactly bias as this: http://biasunfairreviews.blogspot.com/2015/02/jett-bio-oc-review.html

JettTheWolf696 Character Bio - OC - Review -UPDATE-

UPDATENon-Satire (or most) within the update

WARNING: Someone on Facebook (A hidden society) has linked this review.) Please be aware that Jett or whoever on there is talking trash about others in private.
Butthurt much? Butthurt wolfaboo, idk?
Nope, didn't bother to even read the comment on here.. I might later, but hey! I'm not doing anything different on here than what he does: Calls others works flaws. Because it's not his thing or just does..
Hehehehe
UPDATE DONE

FAIR USE - SATIRE, AND CRITICISM

Let's help make this artist better shall we? Alrighty!

After looking at it, I already noticed over 3 horrible flaws.

One of the biggest flaws is that it's a wolf. I hate wolves, and the worst of all, is that it's black, and a wolf.

We seen this a million times, the color black is stupid, and wolfies are stupid.

Yet, what is with the realism? This isn't realism, this is just plain cartoony!

It should of looked like this!

That's BETTER. The only 'right' art stylez!! It's real. Very real.

Oh wait, it has a 'black wolf' in it.. I...... umm..

Let's look at the writing shall we?

http://jettashfeild.deviantart.com/art/Jett-Bio-510427764

EEK, horrible. What the hell is this??
It's just stupid, I mean 'come on guyz'?

And this: "He also is madly in love with Swiftkill, and has been since childhood."

It would of been worse if it was correctly spelled out as "He's also madly in love with Swiftkill, and has been since childhood." Thank god.

Results:

• Drawing 1/10. Should work on it big time
• Art Style 1/10
• Personal Choice 1/10
• Originality 1/10
• Writing 1.2/10

Out of my own personality, it's horrible and it's my opinions so I'm not stupid.
Don't ever look forward to his art guys.
It's not worth your time.

Big Rigs - Over the Road Racing - Review

A really nice picture.

This game is very amazing.
The graphics are beautiful, perfect, etc.
That beautiful river of when the water is barely there is just amazing.

There doesn't seem to be any issues with the UI at all. The numbers sticking out of the box is there theme guys. It really is!

Also, the best part of the game is when you go through everything! Why can't all games be like this? Nothing stops you, because your BIG RIGS! It's the most stabled thing to go this way!

Also I love that when you "lose", you actually still win! See, that's what we need, because why should we let people feel bad when they lose a race? They should feel proud either way of there terrible good skills!
We don't need a challenge and every game shouldn't either!

• The Graphics - 9/10
• The Engine of the Game - 10/10
• The Challenge - 10/10
• Glitch and Bug Free - 10/10

Overall: 9.8/10

Best game of all racing games.

Balto - Review

Balto! Yeah that was it

A big dumb dog looking for his girlfriend. I don't remember.


I probably never watched the full movie.... but.. I'll review it anyway!

Some boy gets sick, dog/wolf/forgot tries to find medicine to help the boy.
Sounds sweet huh? Well, we seen this story a million times before. I mean, how many times did we see a happy ending? A LOT. So there is no originality as a whole in this movie. Nope, nothing.
I also seen snow millions of times before, I also seen wolves, and dogs a million times before.

Also, I think the art design is stupid.. Really? Why can't it be realistic?
And what is with those anthropomorphic expressions? Screw that, this should of been a real movie.

With a poor, completely unoriginal story (because of it's ending), lack of uniqueness, and a stupid art-style, rather than a 'must watch', it is a 'must skip'.

1.5/10.

Don't ever see it.